When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
he practiced with a real whip to learn how to throw a knife like that… he knows how to use a whip…
AM I THE ONLY ONE TURNED ON BY THIS??
^ no.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
me except a goat
and spanish
#careful Peter #you could snap a girl’s neck doing that #o o p s
^ not funny!
a little funny
but possibly tasteless
Reason why Tom Hiddleston is the best
He was signing our books and magazines and then he randomly said ‘I washed my hair today’
Guys. He washed his hair. And he had the most fluffy hair I have ever seen.




